The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bradley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bradley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.