The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“The QB looks at Bradley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bradley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.