The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bradley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.