The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Bradley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.