The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.