The Dropped Pass Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Bradley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.