The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bradley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.