The Snap Count Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Bradley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bradley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.