The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Bradley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.