The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bradley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.