The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.