The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- The broadcast shows Bradley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.