The Snap Count Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.