The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bradley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bradley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.