The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.