The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bradley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.