The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“The broadcast shows Bradley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.