The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gibbs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gibbs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.