The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gibbs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.