The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.