The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Gibbs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gibbs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.