The Snap Count Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gibbs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.