The Phantom Flag Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.