The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Ref: "Number Gibbs, that's a flag." Gibbs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gibbs will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.