The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- The broadcast shows Gibbs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gibbs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.