The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“The broadcast shows Gibbs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.
- Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.