The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.
- Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.