The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Bates gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.