The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bates trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.