The Upright Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Bates gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.