The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.