The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ref: "Number Ferguson, that's a flag." Ferguson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ferguson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.