The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Ferguson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ferguson's stadium. Only over Ferguson.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Ferguson, Ferguson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.