The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.