The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ferguson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.