The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ferguson's stadium. Only over Ferguson.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.