The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.