The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.