The Snap Count Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.