The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.