The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.