The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.