The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.