The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ferguson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.