The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.