The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ferguson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.