The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.