The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.