The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ferguson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.