The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.